Everybody likes Christmas. Also, everybody likes jokes, and any time you can creatively combine the two is a great day indeed! I honestly don’t remember what gave me an idea to do this, I think I saw someone disguise a summer sausage or bottle of wine in a loaf of bread once and I figure [...]
warning! Expletive Laden “Anarcho” language ahead So Chumbawamba called it quits today eh? Who cares! Fuck Em! They Haven’t been a good band for a long damn time…and they’re the ones who pissed on their own pissed stain anarcho colors years ago…so good fuckin riddance. I for one am glad that they’re gone, leave [...]
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A result of years of studious and cross continental research, feel absolutely free and compelled to share this lovely infographic…I honestly don’t even give a blue fuck if you steal it.
Science and nature hava a long standing blood feud that goes back…like…literally DOZENS of years. Admittedly science is more well funded than its opponent. But every now and again the hippies get one over on the nerds, and they reclaim a tiny chunk of mother Earth on behalf of furry and fishy denizens alike. Witness [...]
As many of you may have noticed, the internet is a pretty damn hilarious place. Full of crazy and creative and sometimes stupid people making videos of themselves impersonating zombies or really funny crudely drawn comics that utilize mastodon lyrics about Moby Dick as subject matter …it’s a god damn free for all playground… anything [...]
I feel like a complete phony! If it weren’t for one of the more intrepid metal minds in my facebook friend feed I would still be utterly oblivious to the fact that their even was such a thing as “National Slayer Day” but apparently there is. And in celebration here’s an admittedly awesome video of [...]
This guy has entire Youtube channel that is full or other crap I’m not gonna bother to watch…but you can if you want. This one time we were playing this gig in Miami at this place called Churchill’s in Little Haiti. The door guy at the club was this massive Haitian named “Caesar.” [...]
Pretty Good, pretty good…image courtesy of this imgur account and brought to my attention by Bearfood.com the new “look at me! now swing from my nuts!!” social bookmarking site from the Oatmeal…ok enough diversion…back to work, all of you. Lyrics and song courtesy of Mastodon
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